Announcer-- "As we join the Vixen Queen, she is entering the den of the Evil-Lair (tm) and going through her mail. She is surprised to find she has.........a visitor ( Read more... )

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Yessir, it's convention time again! Multitudes of my friends will be in California for Further Confusion this weekend, and you know what THAT means ( Read more... )

announcer--"When we last left our hero, he was eluding Enemy-Agents Tiltsworth and Braceovich in the Schaumberg IKEA store. Now, having escaped to the outside, he hotwires a conveniently placed Kaiser-Frazier in the parking lot ( Read more... )

Announcer-- "Friends, do you have trouble sleeping at conventions? Do your loud roommates keep you up til all hours? Are their drunken antics enough to wake the dead AND arouse the ire of hotel security? Well, we can't do anything about your friends, but we CAN help YOU sleep soundly! Just try new "Drama-Free Sleeping Tablets". Drama-Free Sleeping ( Read more... )

Anouncer--"When we last left our hero, Agent Gilmore had escaped the nefarious minions of the Vixen Queen and made good his escape into the Chicago suburbs! Taking refuge in the IKEA store by hiding in the Lingenberry-ball pit in the children's section, Gilmore plots his next move ( Read more... )

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*static-y radio tuning noises ( Read more... )